Wednesday, April 20, 2011

MUST I ALWAYS HAVE A TITLE? (it's soo unnecessary sometimes)

In the spirit of writing more often I have decided that every time I have nothing to do for 10 minutes, I will write something. This is not easy.

More often than not,I have more or less everything to say..... which means I have nothing to say really,and if you ever want to know whether or not what you want to say is meaningful, try writing it down... if it is absolute hogwash, you will find out, and if you are anything like me, be dismayed......unless of course you are the kind who generally prefers to write hogwash. I am not.
    
So apparently Easter is this weekend.... this is a good thing in many ways..... I get to see my family at lunch and pretend that I don't really eat,that way my not so slender cousins get freaking jealous of me, and that (along with ten thousand other mean things) makes me happy.

Maybe I should write about that..... mean things that make me happy..

For starters, theres the obvious stuff... fat people, not-so-pleasant-to-look-at people,people falling down, you know, the norm... the things every one laughs at....

But what happens when you have "double barreled" situations, like a fat person falling down..... now thats really funny... I would never laugh out loud at them though....  I might say "lol" but noo, I'l wait until I get home, make pop corn, then rewind my mental movie...... then I can pause...playback rewind pause....playback...pause... like that collie budz song hehe.

*Sigh thats like the only mean thing I can think about that makes me laugh...(please note that this is probably a lie, I am trying to convince myself that I am a nice person...)

Sometimes I wonder, these things we do.... are they the things that will barr us from heaven? Laughing at people or at situations? Or is it only the murderers (including murderers of the English language) that will end up down there.....(end up down there...wind up down there, which ever way I say it.. it results with an "up down there"situation hehe.) Or maybe theres a different hell for the two categories.....
I know a british band called "The Streets", with a song that goes
                     
                                    "I want to go to heaven for the weather, hell for the company"

I disagree.... if I want good weather, or even good company for that matter, I dont need to move, I can stay right here, in my corner,
                       
                                         at 27sunshine avenue.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

summerrrrr1

i can never wait to get home
 now look at this draft...... Ive been home for six months now... I even know luganda slang... too out dated
from now on, I promise to be more active
                                    Peace and love........from sunshine ave!

I have a degree!


“It has been ages since I wrote!
I am officially the laziest writer ever! How do I do it? One asks, but one must remember that one must not judge ones friends by how often they write!
I’m not even sure I have anything to write about, and I hate rambling, probably because I do it so well!! I can literally g...”
 And that’s as far as I got the last time I tried to write.....*sigh..... Well I’m back
This shouldn’t be so hard.... it’s just 26 letters neatly arranged into words, sentences, paragraphs and therefore blog entries......it will work...