SECRET SMILES

I love shoes.... I love all sorts of shoes..... I love heels in particular... but every once in a while, i have to wear closed shoes, or pumps or sneakers... and when i do, i always wear a secret smile all day. Want to know why?

It’s because I wear different socks!! That's my way of telling the world... "You think you know me...you think I'm prim and proper and well put together but boy...you have no idea whats going on in my mind" its my way of being me..

Don't get me wrong, I am not disorganized; in fact, every time I buy socks I am compelled to buy two pairs... so that I can cross match them....the blues with the pinks, the greens and the yellows, the blacks and the reds... and so on.... I derive SO much Joy from knowing that nobody out there knows what’s on my feet!

The other day, I went to visit a tycoon.... a super rich rich...disgusting...filthy, out of this world person..... His house has a marble floor and it had just been waxed....... WE HAD TO TAKE OFF OUR SHOES!!!!
I nearly burst out laughing at myself but I took off my shoes... it was a pink and blue day...so there I was....wriggling my fat chubby toes about in my socks.....I'm sure everybody was dying to ask what was wrong with me, and I kept getting these weird glances...eventually somebody had the guts to say out loud what the whole room was thinking....."Why" they asked "are you wearing different socks".......
I couldn't quite begin to explain the workings of my mind.... so this is what I said... and trust me...it always works...


       "This world is full of choices...
       In this world, there are two things
       You are either born a boy, or you're born a girl.
       If you are born a boy then that's okay,
     If you are born a girl, then there are two things...
     You either wear socks or you don't wear socks,
     If you don't wear socks, then that's okay,
    If you wear socks, then there are two things,
    They either match, or they don't.
     If they match, then that's okay,
    If they don't match, then there are two things...
   You either have no clean socks, or you do.
    If you have no clean socks, then that's okay.
     If you have clean socks then there are two things
    You either have some weird obsessive compulsive disorder
   Or...or.... or....or.... just maybe you've been to

 Number 27 Sunshine Avenue"