the wages of sin is death??? really?

I've been a good girl this month; Ive barely bought a thing..... A pair of shoes maybe, a pair of jeans.... but that's about it.

Here now is my grand plan...

One of these days I am going to wake up and go shopping...and I don't mean to the local pick n pay to buy food... or to Mr. Price to get something cheap.
No, I am not targeting a huge sale...i want to go all out!
I will wake up... get into a cab and go to Walmer Park..... First stop, the book store..!!! I haven't bought a new book in ages.... maybe I’ll get the full compilation of the works of Maya Angelou or Anis Nin.... maybe I’ll but some more Khalid Gibran..Heck maybe I’ll get them all.... leave exclusive bookstores with a huge bag of books....and a cute pen....maybe...

Next stop jay jays! these guys have awesome t shirts...rivaled only by a cousin of mine.... but that's a whole other story...I’ll get one of those Goth skirts.... and a gypsy skirt....I will get long stripped socks like the ones girls wear in British movies....and I will get a t-shirt with something silly and witty..... I saw this t-shirt once that said
                     "If I was a dog and you were a flower,
                      I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower"
Kind of gross when you think of it....but it looked cute on the cute guy who was wearing it...

My next stop will be Edgar's....the home of pretty dresses and awesome make up...... I can only afford the cheap Edgar's clothes right now, but one day, when I'm rich and famous, I'll ditch kelso and go for miss sixty instead...yay!
I need a black dress...coz every girl needs one.... I need a blue dress for the law ball next month.... I need a purple dress in case I decide not to wear blue for the ball... and I need a party dress coz my birthday is in a month...and i have to be the smartest girl in the room.....that should go without saying....

Foschini...the home of the elegant woman..... chav-like jeans, waist coats.... boots... big chunky jewelry...and a ton of other things I need...okay not need but want really badly???? Will that do?

Red square...... my perfume...provocative woman... and my makeup...at the mac stand.....the girls are sooo pretty! and nice! And they always give me a free mini make over coz my skin is nice!

At the end of the day...I will have no money.... but I will have a huge smile on my face.... my feet will be aching but it’s worth it! my arms will be sore from all the bags that I might just have to get a trolley.... then I will go to mug and bean... have an English breakfast for dinner...sip on my roiboos tea while I read the first page of Maya Angelou...or anais nin...or whatever wonderful woman I will have picked up.....I will dream about growing up into someone as important and wonderful and wise as her... I will dream about wearing my nice clothes forever and ever...

Right now I am only dreaming...but one of these days! One of these days I tell you! I'm going to go all out!

Oh and the title..... It has nothing to do with this post..... It’s just one of those questions I ask myself every once in a while...as I stare out at the wide wide ocean...from the window at

          27 sunshine avenue!